Wednesday, October 24, 2007

In Other News, the Dow Jones Twinkling Eye Average is up...

Yes, it is now officially broken down to a science for us. See how the markets did today, but don't forget to check the Rapture Index as well. Today, it's up 2 points! Fasten your seatbelts!!

The Rapture Index

In its scoring, please remember the following criteria:

Rapture Index of 100 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 100 to 130: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 130 to 160: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 160: Fasten your seat belts!!!

3 comments:

Peter Thurley said...

Did you notice how Americocentric the Rature Index was?

I found it amusing.

Stacey said...

Lol, how do you find these things! Bizarre!

Matt said...

ironically, i get all this stuff from a co-worker of mine, who is a web-surfer. She finds ludacris Christian stuff, and sends links around to co-workers by email.

:)

sad eh?